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I left you all on last wednesday.  The internet is still down in the dorm which sucks but we're making due.

Thursday, I said I wasn't going to go out... but then I remembered I'm abroad and Kulorbar was awesome last week so I decided to go back.  I made it in time for the no charge beer from 11 - 1 so that was a bonus.  All the Americans were raging in the middle of the dance floor with the sounds of house music blasting.  It was a great night for clubbing.

Friday I skipped my classes because my alarm didn't go off.  Luckily one of my professors actually canceled class and the other one doesn't take attendance.  Later that night, a lot of our Americans from the kollegium had to get up early to go on Adventure trips (biking in Sweden, Kayaking, etc).  So the few who didn't have to decided to rage.  We ended up meeting a bunch of cool kids from Germany, The Netherlands, Poland, Spain, and Mexico, who also lived in our Kollegium.  We taught them lots of drinking games.  They especially liked beer pong, civil war, beer ball, and this new game I was taught called "stupid bitch".  Its kind of like thumper except instead of having like a hand sign you have a name that consists of any word then fuck.  For example we had "nasal fuck", "cluster fuck", you get the picture so you do a beat and say "nasal fuck nasal fuck can i get a cluster fuck" if someone messes up by either saying the wrong name or messing up the beat everyone stops and yells "Stupid Bitch!".  Pretty Loud, Pretty American. 

After the drinking games we left to go down town and went Australian Bar.  We danced, raged, and had a jolly ol' time.  We decided to leave to go to another place but ended up getting lost and just went back home.

Saturday, my roommate Jeremy, another kid Matt, and I decided to go to the Carlsberg brewery for the 200 year anniversary.  After some paranoid bus rides thinking we were lost,  five minutes of traveling feeling like 2 hours, and checking what time it was we made it to Norreport Station.  The same place we go everyday.  We got on some train and followed these people.  Ended up walking like a mile and finally got to the "party".  We thought there would be free beer. Nope.  5$ cups.  Typical Denmark.  We did get a free cupcake though, so I guess that was ok. 

Saturday night was another international mixer in the common room.  We played Kings, beer pong, and civil war, all while simultaneously doing a power hour.  Loads of fun. After a quick boot and rally, I was ready to journey to Australian bar. 

Once we arrived at "A bar", I tried to do the classic "chat and cut" made famous by the one and only Larry David.  Promptly was told by the bouncer that I needed to go to the back of the line.  That was the first issue of the night. Then after about 15-20 min.  I get back to the same bouncer and he tells me I can't come in with my hat on.  Even though I wore a hat the night before.  So he made me get out of line again.  Second issue.  I tucked my hat into my pants and was ready for the third attempt.  I make it past the ahole bouncer.  Up to the lady who scans your finger print (no clue why they do that) I show her my DIS card because then you don't have to pay the cover, she tells me to head on inside.  Excellent.  No sooner do I walk down the steps and greet some fellow Houndz when this short squat bouncer leaps down the steps and grabs me yelling at me in Danish.  He starts to force me up the stairs.  I'm real pissed at this point.  The other girl who collects your money starts yelling at me "you can't cheat da covah charge". I'm like listen lady this blonde girl (I point at the other one) she told me I could go in.  Here's my card.  Blonde chick looks at me like a deer in headlights. I'm like tell her what you told me.  Doesn't say a word.  The bouncer starts pushing me out, and I turn around and tell him - You lay one more hand on me and I'll fuck you up.  He lets go but this other big mother fucker with a bald head waddles over and gets in my face.  I yell hey I'll fuck you up to man!  (Full disclosure: as I said that to the bald man I was quickly retreating)

Wentto LA bar, and Kompass bar after that and spent like no money cause there were specials. 

Joke's on you A bar.  I'll see you next week.  Minus the yanks hat.

Sunday did nothing. Literally nothing.  I actually took a nap. Not cause I was tired but because without TV or internet I was so bored.

Monday went to class and football practice.  Football was a lot of fun but I'm sore as shit.  Between having a cold and being in absolute pathetic athletic shape I'm beat. 

Happy Labor day folks.